Jungle Thoughts

The Reason I’m voting for Rick!

Who the fuck tells NFL coaches to throw the flag? FUCK WHO DOES THAT JOB!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE SO BAD HOW CAN YOU GET IT WRONG!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Bengals +7 (Steelers banged up. Dalton has red hair which makes him a natural born winner. Bengals are a good team.)

Falcons -3 (3rd string QB first start for TX…that is all. Don’t care about Tate and Foster running the ball. 3rd – string – QB – 1st – start.)

Dolphins -3 (Raiders are traveling west to east and the Dolphins have started playing harder them most Super Bowl teams in the last couple weeks. Plus Reggie Bush banged Kim Kardashian and dumped her for sucking. Haha Kris Humphreys you loser.)

Panthers -1.5 (Cam Newton is solid and as long as Blount doesn’t punch him out, Panthers win by 10+.)

Tebow ML b/c

KC – 3.5 (vs Tebows)
Jacksonvile -3.5 (vs Peyton-less Colts)
Stellers – 4.5 (vs Can’t be this good Bengals + Steelers coming off loss to Baltimore at home in final seconds)
Rams +2.5 – line is now +3 (vs Cleveland is terrible for football and life + Bradford might play and eventually has to stop stucking)
Cowboys -5.5 (vs the Buffalo team that everyone now has tape on so can stop old ass Fred Jackson and the entire offense)
11:18a addition: Ravens -8 (vs Seattle ‘the 13th man isn’t on the field’ Seahawks + Jon Harbaugh (spelling) speech about the man in the arena and how these two things relate)

** I do not bet on games and these are only my picks. Wagering on sports is illegal outside of Las Vegas I think **

Chargers at home playing the Raiders. The line is SD -6.5. That’s crazy. Should be -13.5. I’m all over it.

If you are dating someon and they have a TV show that the love; watch that show. No matter how bad or good you may think it is. You’ll learn a lot about that person.

Take pictures of yourself naked and don’t share them with anyone. When you’re 50-80 I bet you’ll like them.

…but I think BBQ chips have overtaken Sour Cream and Onion chips but don’t know why?

It’s a combination of listening to Howard Stern, watching porno, and traveling to Cleveland often. Here it is: The ratio of homeless men to homeless women is way off. It must be at least 50 men to 1 woman and that’s a very conservative estimate. Why you ask? B/c women have vaginas and men have dicks. It’s a very simple. If I need to explain further you are probably a lady and don’t understand how the male brain works. YAAAHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!